You can contact Jason by writing to blackskysurrender@gmail.com.
The 20-Most-Asked-Questions Questionnaire:
1. Who are you? jason
2. How old are you? i'm in my 20's.
3. How much do you weigh? (optional) not sure. haven't checked in a LONG time.
4. Where are you from? seattle, washington.
5. What is your favorite food? sandwiches.
6. What are your interests/hobbies? i like unicycling through mud puddles while playing my harmonica. but most of all, I like to sit and enjoy silence.
7. Do you have a cell phone? If so, what’s the number? no, and if i did, i would give you the number, because i enjoy paying expensive bills.
8. What are your musical influences? i am particularly inspired by J.T. Lindsey (who currently plays in a band called unduhn) because of his ability to perform stage acrobatics, play his bass, and sing backup at the same time, and his hair always stays in place. i don't understand how that happens.
9. Who does your hair? uhhhhhhhhhhhh...........
10. What time is at your house? 6:02 p.m.
11. Do you drink soda? If not, why? no, because i (why does this matter?)
12. What time do you go to bed? 10:00 p.m.
13. What time do you wake up? 7:45 a.m.
14. Are you paranoid about anything? And if so, tell us what and why: well, actually I have a phobia of carpet. some think that the government has tiny microphones woven into the microscopic fibers of your carpet. i, however, don't.
15. Do you find yourself feeling awkward and confused in a large room full of people? no. well sometimes i do. actually, yeah, sometimes. well, not really. but yeah, sometimes. just not very often.
16. If a train is going from New York to Albuquerque traveling at a rate of speed equal to the (movement of ice on a roof)squared to the lowest common denominator, what time will it arrive in Detroit, Michigan if it left Los Angeles at 7:32 a.m. on a December evening in the rain with half a tank of fuel? exactly 2 and a half weeks later.
17. Please type your bank account number here: no.
18. Are you comfortable enough with yourselfs to try new and unusual things like, say, riding a horse backwards through a thistle patch wearing no shoes and socks on a blustery summer’s day in Mexico? (by the way, this could be the new extreme sport of ’05!!) this doesn't sound very appealing to me.
19. Last but not least, and most important of all, in your opinion, would you say that this questionnaire is in any way relevant to the topic at hand, which coincides with the underlying message of the identity of the said person of you? only partially.
20. How come there's only 19 questions? there's not, there's 20. technically this qualifies as a question, it just has no relevance to this questionnaire.
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