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The 20-Most-Asked-Questions Questionnaire:
1. Who are you? a guy sitting next to a pile of wood.
2. How old are you? too young.
3. How much do you weigh? (optional) well I'd like to say 250, but in actuality I've climbed to 60 pounds now, just comin out of my crazy growth spurt.
4. Where are you from? a place VERY far away.
5. What is your favorite food? porcupine meatballs.
6. What are your interests/hobbies? i love to read movies and watch books. My all-time favorite thing to do is to sing to the flowers.
7. Do you have a cell phone? If so, what’s the number? yeah, the number is 206-376-9798.
8. What are your musical influences? my dogs howling
9. Who does your hair? me, myself, I, and mwa.
10. What time is at your house? 6:31 p.m.
11. Do you drink soda? If not, why? yes, because I really wanna get esophagal cancer and rotting teeth.
12. What time do you go to bed? anywhere from 4 p.m. to 4 a.m.
13. What time do you wake up? 6:30 a.m.
14. Are you paranoid about anything? And if so, tell us what and why: yeah, i have this theory that I am really all alone. everyone around me is an illusion my mind creates. so if my mind stopped creating the illusion, i would be all alone.
15. Do you find yourself feeling awkward and confused in a large room full of people? it depends on what I'm doing there.
16. If a train is going from New York to Albuquerque traveling at a rate of speed equal to the (movement of ice on a roof)squared to the lowest common denominator, what time will it arrive in Detroit, Michigan if it left Los Angeles at 7:32 a.m. on a December evening in the rain with half a tank of fuel? precisely 2 and a half weeks later.
17. Please type your bank account number here: 863280 ext.6718
18. Are you comfortable enough with yourselfs to try new and unusual things like, say, riding a horse backwards through a thistle patch wearing no shoes and socks on a blustery summer’s day in Mexico? (by the way, this could be the new extreme sport of ’05!!) i must say i'm pretty comfortable with my selfs. and riding a horse backwards through a thistle patch is not that new or unusual and doesn't have nothin to do with being comfortable with my selfs.
19. Last but not least, and most important of all, in your opinion, would you say that this questionnaire is in any way relevant to the topic at hand, which coincides with the underlying message of the identity of the said person of you? absolutely.
20. How come there's only 19 questions? because in reality, what is realized unofficially as the 20th question really has no bearing on whether I believe or you believe that there are 20 questions or 19 questions. I could say there are 19 questions and you could say there are 20 questions and I could argue with you for days and it wouldn't make any different whatsoever.
The Hairy Pexiflexin Institute of Research in the field of Questionnaires pertaining to Orangutananul Development and Activity and Life Choices and Behaviors and Knowledge or lack thereof.
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