You can contact Patrick by writing to patdawg@midnight-cry.com.
The 20-Most-Asked-Questions Questionnaire:
1. Who are you? patdawg
2. How old are you? 21
3. How much do you weigh? (optional) 250
4. Where are you from? australia...or not
5. What is your favorite food? um.........................squid legs.
6. What are your interests/hobbies? beach bathing in hawaii.
7. Do you have a cell phone? If so, what’s the number? yeah right.
8. What are your musical influences? leighton
9. Who does your hair? myself
10. What time is at your house? same time it is here.
11. Do you drink soda? If not, why? nope, because sugar is bad for you.
12. What time do you go to bed? whenever.
13. What time do you wake up? well, i'm supposed to wake up at 6, but realistically, 7:45.
14. Are you paranoid about anything? And if so, tell us what and why: no, i'm not paranoid about anything. i take everything as it comes and nothing ever bothers me.
15. Do you find yourself feeling awkward and confused in a large room full of people? i would say no, i definitely feel at home, because i am one of the people in the large room.
16. If a train is going from New York to Albuquerque traveling at a rate of speed equal to the (movement of ice on a roof)squared to the lowest common denominator, what time will it arrive in Detroit, Michigan if it left Los Angeles at 7:32 a.m. on a December evening in the rain with half a tank of fuel? after careful consideration and hours of calculations, the best answer i can come up with is two and a half weeks.
17. Please type your bank account number here: yeah right
18. Are you comfortable enough with yourselfs to try new and unusual things like, say, riding a horse backwards through a thistle patch wearing no shoes and socks on a blustery summer’s day in Mexico? (by the way, this could be the new extreme sport of ’05!!) yeah, I'm definitely comfortable with myself.
19. Last but not least, and most important of all, in your opinion, would you say that this questionnaire is in any way relevant to the topic at hand, which coincides with the underlying message of the identity of the said person of you? it has everything to do with me!!!!! it's who i am.
20. How come there's only 19 questions? because we couldn't come up with the 20th.
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