You can contact Ryan by writing to rdiggity@midnight-cry.com.
The 20-Most-Asked-Questions Questionnaire:
1. Who are you? ryan.
2. How old are you? two times the quantity of 8+4 or 2(8+4).
3. How much do you weigh? (optional) 3,680 ounces
4. Where are you from? spokane, wa .
5. What is your favorite food? stuff you can eat.
6. What are your interests/hobbies? i like to hang out with my wife and our daughter and playing games with our friends. i like to play guitar for fun and of course drumming is super. i like to collect knives and chew gum.
7. Do you have a cell phone? If so, what’s the number? yes, 867-5309.
8. What are your musical influences? back in the day i listened to a lot of classical rock, soon that evolved to more modern grunge rock alternative (i guess that's what they call it) like soundgarden, pearljam, stuff like that. nowadays i listen to a lot of christian rock and praise and worship...for example, newsboys, jeremy camp, casting crowns, rich mullins, etc.
9. Who does your hair? my beautiful wife.
10. What time is at your house? 10:29 p.m.
11. Do you drink soda? If not, why? yes and no. i try not to it rots your guts.
12. What time do you go to bed? between 12 and 3 a.m.
13. What time do you wake up? between 6 and 8:30 a.m.
14. Are you paranoid about anything? And if so, tell us what and why:
15. Do you find yourself feeling awkward and confused in a large room full of people? i feel awkward and confused in a room with anyone in it.
16. If a train is going from New York to Albuquerque traveling at a rate of speed equal to the (movement of ice on a roof)squared to the lowest common denominator, what time will it arrive in Detroit, Michigan if it left Los Angeles at 7:32 a.m. on a December evening in the rain with half a tank of fuel? if my math is correct the answer should be exactly two and one half weeks.
17. Please type your bank account number here: i bury all my money in my backyard.
18. Are you comfortable enough with yourselfs to try new and unusual things like, say, riding a horse backwards through a thistle patch wearing no shoes and socks on a blustery summer’s day in Mexico? (by the way, this could be the new extreme sport of ’05!!) i definitely feel comfortable with my selfs except the fact that nobody wants me to take my shoes and socks off. it's dangerous.
19. Last but not least, and most important of all, in your opinion, would you say that this questionnaire is in any way relevant to the topic at hand, which coincides with the underlying message of the identity of the said person of you? in which way?
20. How come there's only 19 questions? wait i think this one's a trick, umm.......yes, no wait, no.
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